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Ok, so my website endeavor failed quickly... here's something I was gonna put on it for now.

canada.

comic comic comic

grrr

Well, Comic Genesis is the most useless website ever. So here's a comic from the site I've been trying to make work. If anyone knows a good way to put comics on websites, tell me.

blorb

bleep.

Business.

Har har har corporate America hurrrrrrrr

For Matt

Myers prompted a comic, and so HERE IS ONE.

I AM A COMIC MACHINE

I guess this thing's just a comic site now.

Somebody PLEASE tell me what the hell is so wrong with my post-production process.

THEY KEEP COMING

WHEN WILL IT END

More comic fun, y'all.

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Another lil' comic. I really need to spend more time on these.

Travel worries

Got tired of post-processing this one... nothing ever looks as good after I scan and shade it as it does on the original paper. And seriously, why don't non-photo blue pencils do what they're supposed to even if I go to Kinkos to use a REGULAR COPIER to get rid of them? Grr. Oh well. Little comic about part of my trip to Colorado. More are coming

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COMIC COMIC COMIC

Things I Hate, Volume 1.

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I'd like to take this time to point out that "Non-Photo Blue" pencils don't work like they claim. That is all.

New comic!

Today's comic

Let's see how long I can keep this up.

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Decided to start doing more little comics... here's one.

Keeping it Real on the Road

Our society thrives on individuality and customization. Nowadays it is really easy to make something uniquely “yours” right out of the box, since so many products now offer various laser engravings or custom finishes that guarantee to let everyone around you know who you are just by looking at your iPod case. But before all of these advances in marketing, there was the vanity license plate. Imaging trying to define your entire being in only seven characters; every choice must be perfect so that you may one day step back from your vehicle and say with confidence: “This is MY car everyone. Check me out.”

I love vanity plates. So I would like to take a moment to talk about what I think are the most interesting categories of these monuments to the inner workings of the motorist’s brain.

1. The ID Badge

Let’s face it. There are a lot of different car makes and models in the modern industrial world. And it’s a good thing. But that leaves the average person with a lot of logos and such to memorize, and not all of us have great memory for symbols. Thankfully, some car owners are considerate enough to let us know exactly what kind of car they are driving so we don’t have to bother looking 2 inches above the plate itself. However, it seems that only wealthier people are so considerate, as I have never seen a plate that says MYCIVIC or AVOLVO.

2. The Spoiled-er

Some people’s parents just love them more than yours do. In a world so full of hate and conflict, such love and reckless spending need to be memorialized. Where better than on the back of the brand new 2008 Celica that little Christina got for her 16^th birthday? This plate makes a statement, and that statement is “please don’t ever hire or date me.”

3. The Tech-Savvy Motorist

People who know computers are in really high demand these days. Being proficient in the internet-connected world is something to be proud of, but not in conventional human language. No, the classy way to display your prowess on the tubes is to order up one of these beauties. Any combination of phrases such as LOL, OMG, WTF, ORLY, KTHX, P(/O)WND, NOOB, or GOATSE will identify you to other genius nerds while properly alienating the rest of the plebeians in meatspace.

4. The “You Had To Be There”

Remember that time in high school you were sitting at the lunch table and Griff said that totally hilarious thing? Sure you do. In fact, it was so funny that you just couldn’t stand to let it disappear into the ether with time. Immortalizing Griff’s wit on a tag just made sense. Sure, people anywhere but your hometown might look at you like you’re an idiot while you’re driving around, but when you finally see Griff again at Christmas it’ll all be worth it.

5. The Puzzler

It has been clinically proven that doing puzzles daily stimulates the brain and wards off the scourge of senility and Alzheimer’s disease. I’m assuming that the people who own these plates must be doctors, and are doing their part to keep us healthy by leaving us to wonder all day what their license plate said. Now if only there were some research into the effects of spending six hours straining to figure out what a CLOB1TZ is.

6. The Missionary

The church has been sending people out to preach to others since its inception. It can be difficult to find time to talk to people about Jesus when you have a job and a 45 minute commute, but the DMV is always there to help in spiritual matters. That’s what America is all about. Now you can let people know that GODLUVU or that you are BLESSED without having to put on a tie or risk having a door slammed in your face, not to mention the foolproof protection from lightning for your car.